First Aid

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EXPIRED!?!?!?", Rusk yelled at the boy.

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Rusk was in charge of first aid on the family night. He spended his afternoon revising the notes of first aid. Now he was damn sure that he was ready to treat any patient.

Rusk arrived at the BB headquaters early. He had to check whether the medical kit was complete or not. He wouldn't want to treat anyone with a medical kit that wasn't complete.

Rusk unlocked the doors of the BB office. It was the new office they moved in. The population of the BB grew bigger each year so they needed a bigger "store room". Rusk didn't know what they were planning to do with the smaller officeED(past tense lol) and he didn't care. The new office was really really dusty. It had cobwebs at all four corners of the room. The tiles of the floor were kinda, err (the tiled floor was so damn destroyed that there were hardly any tiles left). Rusk peered though the darkness of the room. Scanning the room. Searching for anything that looked like a medical kit. Finally, Rusk found it. Rusk picked up the red box that was covered in a layer of dust.

A layer of dust? Good, that means hardly anyone gets hurt in BB.

Rust opened the box to check its contains. Rusk pulled out a bottle from the box. Rusk read the label, (in darkness,yea i rock) wondering the purpose of the potion. Suddenly Rusk's eyes layed on something that almost made him cry.

Expired.

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Rusk was now wondering how he could possibly treat a patient without any antiseptic. They were all expired. Rusk's mind trailed off to one of the notes he read this afternoon. "Find there is no antiseptic available, use urine".

ZOMG

Rusk was wandering who the hell would pee on the patient. It was completly stupid.That pee-antiseptic was a last resort. And Rusk was left with the "last resort".

Rusk digged through the box.

What the hell.

The only sterile thing in the box were plasters. The bandages were the colour of yellowish white.(yucks) And the thing called "sterile gaze"(or smth) was packed in a torn open bag. Talk about keeping something sterile that is exposed to air.

Gay medical kit.
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The night when through with no injuries.

YESH! No need pee!